I know the world is a complicated place these days and navigating the tumultuous waters of modern life is made even more confusing by the cacophony of differing opinions – who to listen to? Bill O’Reilly or Keith Olberman? The National Enquirer or National Geographic? Your hippie older sister, Bible reading grandmother, or your eccentric Uncle Bert who’s convinced that doomsday is coming in 2012? The myriad of voices can be overwhelming.
Relax. It’s your buddy, Jesus Christ, and I’ve got your back…Why? Because I’m back!
I’ve been talking with my old man, God, and he’s agreed that if we’re going to stay on top of Satan, especially in these times when the lines between angels and demons have become blurred, the Son of God had better get back to work.
So, here I am, on the web, the one and only Jesus Christ, available to answer any question you may have about this crazy mixed up world. I know I’m often billed as a prophet, and while you might not find prophecies or revelations within these pages, I am confident that my advice will make your righteous path a little clearer.
Log in at http://www.jesushearsme.com and ask away my child. Your omnipresent savior is back and now on the web.
Peace be with you…