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What's with all these spring allergies, Lord? You made the stuff and you made us. Couldn't you have made us compatible?
Balancing out your blue ball is tough! I mean, I couldn't even make all humans compatible. Some people who worship me don't like others who worship me causing yet another group to hate me.....so what I am saying is that plants are not at the top of my worry list. Take a Zyrtec and go give another human a hug.
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FUCK FUCK FUCK. jesus you are the biggest fuck ever to be pooped out of gods mouth. you are fucked. you were born from a virgin. how the fuck that happened i have no idea. so FUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Billy, if poop is coming out of your mouth, please see a physician. Being born from a virgin is truly a miracle! I know, it's pretty amazing, right? My mom was totally chaste and pure, then I came out! I met my dad Saint Joseph (Mary's husband), and my mom's friend Alfonso, who looked exactly like me! Then my mom said I was the son of God. Miracle I tell ya!
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