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Archive | April, 2012

  • jesus whats up with this religion. it goes on saying how to include everybody but you cant be a homosexual. i know alot of homosexuals that are nicer than a lot of christians i know?

    That bible is against everything!!! What it states is: ".....the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God. Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters, nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God". So this is a lot of people, and the thing is some of these statements I never even said!!! Writers are known to take liberties, and these Bible writers took full advantage. The fact is that my dad made all of you, so, if you are gay, my dad did that. Why wouldn't he allow you into heaven if he made you that way? Basically, the Bible is like a trashy romance novel. None of it is real, but some people like to read it and fantasize.

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  • Aziz Ansari is the funniest Indian my dad ever made.

    10:45 pm on April 9, 2012

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  • Why does my brother poop in the corner during commercials?

    He has freedom of choice, I didn't invent the toilet. I mean, it's not a bad thing, but I didn't invent it. Some terrible commercials make me want to shit too.

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  • The Easter bunny is not the only one coming around this Sunday….just saying.

    12:23 pm on April 2, 2012

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