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Archive | February, 2012

  • Who is anti christ Lord?

    His name is Timmy and he lives in the depths of hell. He likes bike rides, talking on the phone to friends, and burning people alive. He is a Libra, and will gouge out your eyes if he sees you look at him.

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  • Who is anti christ lord?

    The anti me takes on many forms. Right now that form is Rush Limbaugh.

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  • sup sup Jesus my home J. do you have a Xbox360 with call of duty modern warfare 3?

    Dude, I am Jesus, of course I do.

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  • Hay Jesus im a homosexual, will i still be accepted into heaven???

    Billyyyy!!!!!!!! My dad made you and loves you just how you are! So of course you are welcome behind these pearly gates. Unless of course, you start murdering people and burning down cities. So, don't do that Billy. No murdering!!!!

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  • Even if your valentine doesn’t love you, my dad and I do!!!!

    11:52 am on February 14, 2012

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