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Archive | September, 2011

  • dear jesus what day is sabbeth i love you jesus will you please forgive me

    My dad basically created everything you know between Monday and Saturday, so yes, he rested on Sunday. He was tired! It doesn't mean you have to rest on Sunday, it just means the man needed a break!

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  • Why is internet dating so complicated!!???!

    9:48 am on September 20, 2011

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  • DEARS JESUS WILL I HAVE A HAPPENEDING

    A happeneding? Do you want one? Are all happenedings good things? These are all things that you need to ask yourself. That and you should spell check before you write things to me. Thanks!

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  • Should pet cats be neutered?

    Good question. I can't wait to have this discussion with Bob Barker when he gets up here. In most domestic cat cases, yes. It prevents testicular cancer, keeps your pet from wandering away from home, and helps them stay better behaved. It also prevents overpopulation. Now, you wanna talk about neutering humans?

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  • what do i type back to a guy i really really like?

    Tell him you love him!!! No, no, that is awful advice. It depends on what he wrote you. Don't be overanxious, but give him a little hint that you are interested....ya know?

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  • Will you help my friend James Lee in El Paso, Texas to get his fair pay from the VA today dear, Jesus?

    Whoa, that is unionized, I don't mess with that.

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