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Archive | July, 2011

  • Japan, you needed that. Congratulations!

    1:44 am on July 18, 2011

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  • are you gay

    Are YOU gay? Are you projecting your own concerns in a question to me? There is nothing wrong with you no matter gay or straight, purple or pink, you are all my dad's beautiful children!

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  • will i do well in my talk

    Confidence Samuel! Picture the audience as amoeba, or any other single cell organism, in their underwear, and you are golden! Also, don't think about accidentally saying "penis" at any point.

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  • Hey Jesus My friend Jodie Barker is scared of dying please tell me how i can stop her from being scared all the time She's only 15

    If you aren't living, you're dying. Tell her to spend less time worrying about death, and more time living it up! Everything dies, make the best of what ya got!

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