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Dearest Jesus. I fell from Heaven the other day when skipping over clouds with Luke and am now stuck on planet Earth. Can you bring me back asap!? I don't want to miss your party tomorrow!
Duuudde, I got this message too late. Sorry Saint Michael!! You missed a great time. We played pin the cottontail on the Easter Bunny, you know, in honor of my resurrection. Also, Socrates was hilarious! You know how he gets after eating too many jelly beans and chocolates. Peace be with you, I'll "beam you up" later today. xoxoxo.
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9:18 pm on April 21, 2011
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dear jesus when will i conceive a baby.
Whoa there Heather Rae, don't force that one. Jeepers Creepers! Let the right person be the father of your child, and make sure you are ready!
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Is bethany ford pretty?
There have literally been thousands of Bethany Ford's since my visit to earth, and 68% of them are beautiful. So, I wouldn't bet against her prettiness.
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6:59 pm on April 7, 2011
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dear jesus i dont want to sin no more cleanse me
Cleanse you? Eww!!! I don't do that! Cleanse yourself!! Stop sinning Heather Rae! Don't make me come down there!
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Jesus am working in an IT company.But am not at all satisfied in my work.i have a lot of confusions,i can't find the solutions as quick an i can..what should i do??
I hate to say it, but your problem is common. Most people don't enjoy their work and pray to me for a solution. Well, this is something you must do on your own my son. Remember, the grass is always greener on the other side....not my dad's fault, he made all grass equal.
