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Archive | March, 2011

  • will i be a millianare or billianare or will i be rich?

    If you are referring to Christina Milian and her 'milianaire' fan club, than that choice is up to you my child. If you want to be a millionaire and rich, the road to riches is paved for you, choose wisely and know that your pal JC has your back, Jack! Peace be with you.

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  • Dear jesus, for the past two years there has been so much of problems for me regarding my studies. My college isn't good at all. I discontinued and I am seeking for a good college now. Will i be able to get into my desire college? Please tell me god. I'm being mocked and teased by my family and friends. I'll definitely prove them wrong. For that I need to get into a good college. Be with me god. I need your blessings.

    You have too much emphasis on your school. Life is an educational experience, and your thirst for knowledge will help you excel beyond the walls of any institution. Keep going Ranju, don't let other people bring you down. You got this buddddyyyy!!!!!

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  • Jesus, I'm considering going to San Francisco for Bay to Breakers but last time I overdosed on your dad's blood. Will this year be the same? Reverend Reunion 2011!!!

    Ummm, that was MY blood you were drinking, and it is totally delicious, and you should have at least 1 glass a night to help prevent heart disease and cancer. Give me one good reason not to go....one. Ya can't!! See you there!!! B2B 2011!!!!

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  • dear Jesus. we are having dinner with you now. hahahahahha what do you like?

    Ummm, I am ALWAYS having dinner with you, I am omnipresent, duh! I have a hard time eating the animals that my dad made, but if I have to choose, I think chicken. I also love hot mustard sauce. Whoever thought of that....GENIUS!!!

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  • Another war? I didn’t do it! You humans and your destruction, do you ever learn? jeeezzzzusssss!!!!

    7:15 pm on March 22, 2011

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  • dear jesus i love you so much

    Well aren't you as sweet as the sugar cane my dad made. I love you too Heather Rae! XOXO!

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  • dear jesus forgive me please

    Heather, I know how the bible works, but I DIDN'T WRITE IT! You can't just sin ask for forgiveness, sin again, and repeat....Learn from your mistakes. You are forgiven, you have a clean slate right now, KEEP IT CLEAN WILL YA?!! XOXOXO. JC.

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