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Archive | January, 2011

  • please answer me jesus

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  • god please help me.to day i am going to do some work it will correct

    It will correct what??! Don’t leave me hanging Usharani! If your work isn’t correcting something, it’s probably more of a waste of time than “work”. Since you addressed my dad in this question/statement/incomplete sentence, I will send it his way and tell him to wish you well. xoxo from Jesus!

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  • I totally just sharted in my robe, gross! Too much fried chicken!

    2:40 am on January 29, 2011

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  • dear jesus will me john fultz get back together

    If you love something, let it go, if it comes back to you it is yours forever....or maybe not.....but you have to let go Heather Rae, let him be, and let yourself be free. xoxoxo.

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  • Jesus If its really you send me a angel to guide me cause I need some help and why do I see number 7 alot and bless me and I want to be saved and go to heaven.

    Whoa John Mat, that is a lot to answer. I can send you an angel, but you have to try to save yourself homie. The number 7, I don't know why you are seeing that. Mantle fan? Look buddy, I love you, just be good to yourself and others. YAY!

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  • When will I get a girlfriend

    As soon as you stop wearing stinky socks! Girls hate stinky socks. If you are wanting one too badly, you are going to wind up with the wrong girl, be cool, and wait for the right one to find you.

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  • Lord, please help me up with this @#$% that I have done....'cause I can't see any UNDO function in life...help me sort my problems out... :C

    There is no "undo" only "live and learn", but from your @#$%, you must gain something. You can sort it out, my dad gave you the mind to do so. XOXOXO!

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