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what will be the name of the woman i shall marry?
If I tell you the name will you promise not to stalk her? I have a lot on my plate, which is why you have free will, these types of things are for you to figure out. Self exploration my son.....or daughter?
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10:09 am on May 28, 2010
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What is your favorite type of tree and why?
A Christmas tree, duh! Imagine having a birthday cake with 100,000,000 candles on it, that is what your earth is like on my birthday. Except your earth is not a cake, and I won't eat it. I could....but I won't. Peace to you!
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Why are there so many, songs about rainbows, and what's on the otherrr siiiddeeee?
Kermit, I love you, I love your banjo playing, but your singing voice...my dad has made better. Also, please don't ever procreate with Miss Piggy, it would wind up weird. Kind of like the sheep with a man face born in England. Bless you, you little green creature!!
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6:21 pm on May 24, 2010
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Dear Jesus,
Will I find the cure for cancer?
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What the hell is cancer? My dad never made that. Will you please fix it? And please don't use the theory that you can eat 7 Apricot seeds everyday and prevent it. Bless you my child!
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3:59 pm on May 20, 2010
