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It is beneath me to request this of you, and don't get all uppity on me. But what's the best way to prepare romaine lettuce? Chop or tear? (The evil nature of your minions is my eternal strength.)
Romaine can be prepared either way to make a delicious salad, it really just depends on the salad itself. Example: Ceasar salad= torn, Cobb salad= chopped. Romaine is the most nutritious type of lettuce, way better for you than "devil's lettuce". Satan, you must eat healthier than I imagined. Although, you do have quite a few people down there to torture, I suppose you need to stay in shape.
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What ever happened to Mary Magdalene? Wasn't she your honey way back when?
What a woman she is! We operate more on a high level of mutual respect than that of lovers. She is a loyal friend and accompanied me to the end of my stay on earth. I do want to clarify that she was never a prostitute, not sure how that rumor got started, but it is far from the truth. We are still the best of friends up here, and....... she makes a mean vegetable stew! Peace to you my son!
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did you bang mary?
My mother? No. She's a virgin. Duh! Me Peni Hard, with an interesting name, you are presenting some interesting questions. Inquisitive, or offensive by nature? However, I do appreciate you as one of my children. The only thing I really "banged" were some nails into wood. I was a carpenter you know.
Peace my child!
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Thanks for another great answer promised Son, the Savior and Messiah. So, what if I want to marry a dude?
Well Norman, I am assuming you are a man asking this question......
First off, I don't think your religion would be really happy about it, but from mine and my dad's standpoint, some of our flock were created gay. Marriage is a bond two people should be able to have together, regardless of sex. So, go do it. There are plenty of other humans out there that will procreate and keep the human race going strong. Love thy fellow man.........
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Is it OK to eat all animals? Aren't humans animals? Can I eat them?
Interesting question. The food chain was not expected. My dad made all these animals, and somehow things just started to work out. Animals ate other animals, that ate others, and don't get me started on parasites...simply amazing. Survival of the fittest. Meat is good for your body, but, thou must not be glutenous. Don't eat your fellow man, aside from low nutritional value and taste, it's just weird.
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Thanks for the last answer. Thy will be done, Lamb of God who takes away the sin of the world. Next question. Hot or not: Tina Fey?
You bet. Tina Fey is HOT! I love it when she impersonates Sarah Palin, who, by the way, loves me more than Tina, but that's okay. I will still embrace Tina Fey in my heavenly kingdom and shower her with hugs and kisses. Plus, I love that she's such a devoted environmentalist. Peace be with you...
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But Jesus, like, I believe in the Big Bang Theory. Do you think that's a problem?
That's fine if you believe in it. Georges Lemaître, was the Belgian Roman Catholic priest who proposed what has became known as the "Big Bang theory." Where do you think this "bang" came from? My DAD! Duh! Thanks to him, you have the milky way and Earth, where you now reside. Peace be with you child...
