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Where is the next big earthquake going to be?
Plate tectonics is anyone's guess. However, I'm sure my dad (GOD) would know this...he did put your puzzle called "Earth" together...and it's 3D...and he shouldn't of rested on Sunday. But, my guess would be the Pacific Rim.
Boxers or briefs?
Neither. I only wear a robe. The fresh breeze up here in Heaven is AMAZING. Peace be with you...
Why is it that I get terrible heartburn when I eat late at night?
My dear child Ned. Eating spicy burritos, salsa, and curry is not suggested right before you go to bed, but if you must, drink a glass of milk. Also, use Listerine(TM), it help cleanse your palette for a good nights rest!
I'll be back very soon. Stay tuned and thank you for your patience. It seems like forever...but it's only been about 2000 years.
Hello My Children of Earth. Stop fighting and stop worrying about 2012. I created the Mayans and was just playing a joke on them. There will be no end to the world. I will save you all...well, your souls, but you must be good, or my dad (GOD) won't let you into Heaven. He's serious this time. Feel free to chat with me. I hear your prayers and A LOT of women (during sexy time)...some times guys too. I'm coming back soon. Love, Jesus
Hey All. It's Jesus. I'm back mo fos!! what's up!!
