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Jesus: Don't audit me!!!!
2013, May 14 at 1:38 pm

Just_Thinking: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhPmK52jZDc

Beautiful!...I think....
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billy feilder15: whats the biggest shit you've ever done

Rush Limbaugh. Zing!!!!!
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billy feilder15: jesus have you ever licked toads to get high

I did, but it was kind of an accident. I was kissing a toad to express love for all of my dads creatures, next thing I know I am wandering through the clouds of heaven with a baseball bat in one hand and Ghengis Khan's troll doll collection in the other naked asking people if they had seen my lost puppy dragon. Everyone thought it was going to be the second coming...nope...just a toad.
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billy feilder15: have you ever done 69

I have been around for over 2100 years. I have seen the rise and fall of empires, famine, fortune, the deepest of despair and the pinnacle of happiness. So yeah, I dabbled a little when I was younger. Plus, we all wore robes. It was hard to NOT 69. Oops, I tripped, so here we are.
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nitya: Jesus i trust you and believe in you..

Hey buddy, I trust and believe in you too!
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rose181: If youve known someone after ten years and you really love that person and you would sacrifice yourself for that person what would you do

I would definitely tell them how I feel...and if that feeling is not reciprocated then I would let it be. One sided love is not love. Let me tell you from experience, sacrificing yourself for other people is not the way to go. Shit hurts.
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ur child: god i dont understand what r u saying?

My child, I don't understand what you are saying! I mean, do you not understand anything I am saying ever, or is there something specific? Let me sum things up as cleanly as possible. 1. I love you. 2. Don't do dumb shit that hurts other people. Really, that is about it. Cool?
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