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2012, May 18 at 11:39 am

billy feilder15: jesus whats up with this religion. it goes on saying how to include everybody but you cant be a homosexual. i know alot of homosexuals that are nicer than a lot of christians i know?

That bible is against everything!!! What it states is: ".....the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God. Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters, nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God". So this is a lot of people, and the thing is some of these statements I never even said!!! Writers are known to take liberties, and these Bible writers took full advantage. The fact is that my dad made all of you, so, if you are gay, my dad did that. Why wouldn't he allow you into heaven if he made you that way? Basically, the Bible is like a trashy romance novel. None of it is real, but some people like to read it and fantasize.
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Katelyn Wallach: Why does my brother poop in the corner during commercials?

He has freedom of choice, I didn't invent the toilet. I mean, it's not a bad thing, but I didn't invent it. Some terrible commercials make me want to shit to.
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Shreya Bhalekar: Im really confused about a person who claims that he likes me a lot, but im not sure about him.. but i can't go away from him because i feel i like him.. i know this sounds really baseless but i myself is really confused! what do i do, I seek help from you.

Shreya, actions speak louder than words....a really wise man once said that, might have been me...can't remember....if he says he likes you, but acts aloof, you don't need him. You should feel respected and loved all of the time. XOXOXO, your pal, Jesus.
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billy feilder15: Hay Jesus, I have a complaint. have you ever seen that church channel on Austar. It is so boring. Really the only way i could watch it is when i was high on that weed. please do me a favour and kill the guy who maded Austar. P.S. I saw chasey laine sneak into you heavenly house. Don't act stupid with me Jesus i know who she is and so do you.

Of course I know about Chasey Lane, and about her product line of mechanical parts, parts my dad created for reproduction and nursing! Deep down, she is a good girl....Take that comment any way you want. As for the church channels....garbage, I can't even watch them when I am stoned off my dads finest herbs.
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vikasjournalist: Will i pass written test of reuters?

Judging by that sentence, if it is in English....no.
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billy feilder15: Hello jesus christ my homi J. hows the pencil case i sent up for ya. it took a bit to find a way to sacrifice a pencil but with the devil's guidance i did it. hope you like the couloring pages of the devil i sent to. he's naked just like all the chicks here at my pent house.

Who doesn't love a pencil case? Well, I know a couple people, but my gosh, I can store all my pens, pencils, markers, it is truly a fabulous gift! I will have to send you the colorings I have done of the devil, I made him with rainbow man boobs. Also, I see your "penthouse", there aren't any naked chicks. You can't lie to Jesus!
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Dude102: whats up

Nothing, just ate 2 Chipotle burritos in one sitting, horrible, horrible idea.
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